Yes, the Oscar nominations didn’t vary much from what had been expected, although I’m pleased that District 9 picked up a best picture nomination – that, despite the fact that its last act sort of devolved into a giant-robots romp. And it’s always nice to see director/provocateur Quentin Tarantino get attention.
I’m bummed that Duncan Jones Moon, one of the year’s most intriguing films, nad also one of 2009’s best from a newcomer, isn’t in the mix. Sam Rockwell, still underrated, gave another terrific performance, this time as a troubled astronaut with, uh, some identity issues (I don’t want to give anything away, as so many people have yet to see the film; I’d bet that the DVD release is going to boost the movie’s fortunes). The story, although certainly hinting at sci-fi classics, including 2001 and the original Solaris, was refreshing, and utterly compelling.
But, on to the more entertaining movie awards nominations – the RAZZIES, for the worst films of 2009. It’s a good thing that Sandra Bullock didn’t limit her work in 2009 to All About Steve. And it’s encouraging to see the overlong, poorly acted, embarrassingly scripted, sexist and tremendously annoying Transformers sequel get slapped around so decisively, with seven nominations. Yeah, I know: Michael Bay is crying all the way to the bank.
Herewith, the list. The 30th Annual RAZZIE Awards ceremony will be held in Hollywood on March 6, the night before the Oscars. For more details, go to the official Razzies site.
Worst Picture:
All About Steve
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
Land of the Lost
Old Dogs
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Worst Actor:
Kevin, Joe and Nick Jonas — Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience
Will Ferrell — Land of the Lost
Steve Martin — Pink Panther 2
Eddie Murphy — Imagine That
John Travolta — Old Dogs
Worst Actress:
Beyonce Knowles — Obsessed
Sandra Bullock — All About Steve
Miley Cyrus — Hannah Montana: The Movie
Megan Fox — Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Sarah Jessica Parker — Did You Hear About The Morgans?
Worst Screen Couple:
Kevin, Joe and Nick Jonas — Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience
Sandra Bullock and Bradley Cooper — All About Steve
Will Ferrell and any co-star, creature or “comic riff” — Land of the Lost
Shia LaBeouf and Megan Fox or any Transformer — Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson or Taylor Lautner — Twilight Saga: New Moon
Worst Supporting Actress:
Candice Bergen — Bride Wars
Ali Larter — Obsessed
Sienna Miller — G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
Kelly Preston — Old Dogs
Julie White — Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Worst Supporting Actor:
Billy Ray Cyrus — Hannah Montana: The Movie
Hugh Hefner — Miss March
Robert Pattinson — Twilight Saga: New Moon
Jorma Taccone — Land of the Lost
Marlon Wayans — G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
Worst Remake, Rip-off or Sequel:
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
Land of the Lost
Pink Panther 2
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Twilight Saga: New Moon
Worst Director:
Michael Bay — Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Walt Beeker — Old Dogs
Brad Silberling — Land of the Lost
Stephen Sommers — G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
Phil Traill — All About Steve
Worst Screenplay:
All About Steve
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
Land of the Lost
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Twilight Saga: New Moon
Worst Picture of the Decade:
Battlefield Earth
Freddy Got Fingered
Gigli
I Know Who Killed Me
Swept Away
Worst Actor of the Decade:
Ben Affleck
Eddie Murphy
Mike Myers
Rob Schneider
John Travolta
Worst Actress of the Decade:
Mariah Carey
Paris Hilton
Lindsay Lohan
Jennifer Lopez
Madonna
