The most truthful line in press coverage of Glee: The 3D Concert Movie comes courtesy of USA Today‘s two-star review.

“And never has a movie had less need for 3-D other than to jack up prices,” Scott Bowles wrote in a piece published Friday.

At least critics and other viewers aren’t being snookered: Glee, a spin-off of the popular TV series, has been almost universally panned, with a Metascore of 50 at Metacritic and a 60% Tomatometer rating at Rotten Tomatoes.

And it’s tanking at the box office, finishing #11 for the weekend, with only $5.5 million (on 2,040 screens!)

Not even a Gwyneth Paltrow cameo could save the thing.